Recruitment is the goal of every Devil Corp office and they attempt to throw as wide a net as possible by offering all jobs to all people. They post their tripe on just about every category of every career website with the expectation of snaring a few lost souls who’ll do their bidding for a short time. The fact that they lie in their ads and during their interviews shouldn’t surprise because all they need is for you to work a week or two, make a few sales, then walk away with nothing. It’s a turn and burn operation similar to an open sewer repelling the most virtuous and clean.
EXAMPLES OF DEVIL CORP ADVERTISEMENTS
Below is an ad posted by the now defunct Hi Def Advertising courtesy of Smart Circle International. Besides the title being aimed public relations job seekers, Hi Def claimed to have positions in advertising, campaign development, and account management. It was complete fabrication because the only job available was direct sales.
The most interesting part of the advertisement is the keyword section at the bottom of the page. It would appear as though far from being selective, Hi Def recruited just about anyone. Finance, education, nanny, property manager, writer… The list goes on and on.
*IMMEDIATE HIRE* – Entry Level Public Relations & Marketing
Full Time Positions Available!!! US-FL-Fort Myers, N. Fort Myers, Cape Coral, Naples, Port Charlotte 2/22/2014
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR AN EXCITING CAREER WITH UNLIMITED GROWTH POTENTIAL?
HI DEF is one of the LEADING marketing firms providing exceptional service to large corporations in the Fort Myers area. We recently opened up a NEW OFFICE and are looking to fill positions in multiple departments. These positions are ENTRY LEVEL to begin with RAPID advancement OPPORTUNITY:
Junior Advertising Executive
Whether you are looking to get your foot in the door or already have experience, we are interested in hearing more about how your unique skill set can benefit our company. HI DEF has team members from all walks of life and believe that degrees and experience in marketing as well as other areas can benefit our company.
Our clients are all industry leaders thus we are selective about who we bring into our company to represent them. If you have the following qualifications we are interested in meeting with you:
•Outstanding communication skills both verbal & written.
•Able to prioritize and work independently with minimal supervision.
•Able to work effectively in a team environment
•Detail-oriented and the ability to follow up on tasks.
•Work effectively under pressure and maintain a positive attitude
•Capable of multi-tasking, prioritizing, and managing time efficiently
To be the best in our industry, we have to have the best people working for us. Providing the right work environment is important to us. We offer a high-energy, supportive team environment where personal achievements are recognized and rewarded. We offer our employees a Guaranteed weekly base pay with bonuses.
TO APPLY: Please cut & paste your resume into the body of the email and send to: [Click Here to Email Your Resume] and visit us on our website to learn more, before all the positions are filled at www.hidefadvertising.com
**We apologize, but only those candidates selected by management for an interview will be contacted.
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Please apply if you have the following experience: entry level, marketing, sales, management, general business, business development, sports, marketing, sales, customer service, advertising, entry level, client relations, opportunity, promotional sales, finance, administrative, human resources, executive, internships, business, training, public relations, sports marketing, account executive, promotions, manager, management, entry level, entertainment, opportunity, growth, clients, advertising sales, customer service, part time, managers, accounting, marketing, clerical, management, human resources, administrative assistant, purchasing, medical, administrative, receptionist, retail, entry level, education, finance, directors, telecommunications, real estate, insurance, data entry, project manager, part time, printing, teacher, banking, analyst, nursing, restaurant, network, public relations, environmental, nurse, designs, quality, safety, secretary, office, assistant, hotel, accountant, vice president, medical assistant, supervisor, general, advertising, writer, social services, office manager, communications, sales manager, admin, mortgage, social work, training, research, payroll, executive assistant, paralegal, courier post, pharmaceutical, health care, executive, food, production, chef, project management, tax, editor, hospitality, pharmaceutical sales, collections, art, buyer, facilities, professional, bartender, travel, logistics, call center, inventory, financial analyst, computers, pharmacist, teaching, counselor, photography, bookkeeper, medical sales, health, trader, business analyst, recruiter, accounts payable, sports, cashier, financial, music, social worker, publishing, project, support, business development, clerk, distribution, secretarial, sales management, nanny, child care, administration, property manager, pharmacy, coordinator, entertainment.
Here’s another advertisement. According to this ad, Hi Def was in need of 20 employees: Twelve full time “face to face customer service and sales positions” and eight “entry level trainees with opportunity for management”. Devil Corp newspeak at its finest.
The keyword section makes for fantastic reading. Medical assistants, drivers, engineers, oracles, even the vice president, proving once and for all that Devil Corp will hire everyone. Everyone except of course for graphic designers who are apparently guilty of some unforgivable crime.
ENTRY LEVEL MANAGEMENT, CUSTOMER SERVICE AND SALES OPENINGS
Hi Def Advertising Fort Myers, FL 2/18/2014
Hi Def Advertising, Inc. is an aggressive marketing and advertising firm that works with national and local clients. We are currently looking to fill 12 (full-time) face to face customer service and sales positions. THIS IS NOT TELEMARKETING!! WE ARE NOT PHONE JUNKIES! The customer service and sales positions are entry level, and the customer service and sales representatives will have full training.
Hi Def Advertising, Inc. is also looking for 8 new entry level trainees with opportunity for management. We recently opened an office in Florida and are looking to grow in size locally as well as expand into the Northeast. We are looking to train the right candidates to help run our branch offices. There is no experience necessary, paid training is available.
NO GRAPHIC DESIGNERS
EMAIL YOUR RESUME AS PART OF TEXT…. NO ATTACHMENTS TO [Click Here to Email Your Resumé]
To apply for either position, you must clearly demonstrate the following qualities:
•Great People Skills
•Excellent communication and follow through
•Ability to work in a high energy environment
•Ambition, strong work ethic
•A desire to work in a team based environment and contribute as a team player
•Ability to take ownership of assigned tasks
•Ability to handle multiple priorities
•Be a self-starter with strong problem solving abilities
•Be a career oriented individual searching for a rapid growth
Must currently live in the surrounding area and if offered a position, be able to start within two weeks
Visit our website at www.hidefadvertising.com
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This is the business of lies and they’ll tell you anything you want to hear so long as you keep going to the field. While you work for them, they exploit you and when the day comes that you wise up and quit, they’ll blame you for everything that went wrong and say something like “it’s not for everyone”. If it’s not for everyone, why do they hire everyone?